Yeah, so I’ve not posted for a while. I warned you that this was going to be erratic for a bit. Don’t look at me like that. And if you start crying, I’ll give you something to cry about, you little bastards.
Now…where was I?
Oh, yeah…do yourself a favour and check out the blogs on the right hand side of this page. You’ll thank me later.
Now for those links:
- Squirrel Underpants – Ever look at a squirrel and thought “That little bastard needs a pair of tighty-whities?” Yeah. I’ve thought that a few times, usually after drinking the last of the milk in my fridge (NOTE: use-by dates are there for a reason). Here’s the big question: do they use the Y-fronts properly?
- Dickipedia – Calm down. It’s not the list of anyone who had anything to do with the 2010 SA Blog Awards. Don’t act like you didn’t see that coming. Anyway, it is a list of other noteworthy dicks including R Kelly, Russel Crowe and your mom(?).
- Christian Bale vs Kermit the Frog – Y’know, I used to like Christian Bawl. He was great in that flick with the gun-fu. Sadly, he’s decided he wants to own the rights to be called a douchbag. Anyway, to get the full experience of his douchebaggery, you gotta check out this site. Nothing says “ass” quite like a sign that says “ass” but this is also cool.
- Stuff White People Like – I always forget about this site. It’s funny because it’s true.
- Relationship Obituaries – Wow. This is so much awesome. Where dead relationships go to be mocked.
- Mouse Party – the univeristy of Utah wants you to learn about some stuff about something. Um…just get the rats stoned.
That’ll do it…