Instead, here’s a video of Ashley Green’s photoshoot for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
And before anyone accuses me of gratuitous copping-out,
let me remind you that this an advertising, marketing and media blog
and that this content, that is this photoshoot, is part of the new SoBe Lifewater campaign.
Now shut up and watch the damned clip.
You can see more (I’m not sure how much more there is left to see. That bikini is PAINTED ON after all. No really. With a paintbrush and everything…) of Ms Green as she takes on the role of Alice Cullen in Twilight (the vampire series for tweens and other people without fully developed frontal lobes).
And if anyone knows what SoBe’s Lifewater campaign is all about, well done to you.
All I need to know is the location of the replay button. Ah. There it is…