Let’s Get It On(Line)…

Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize.

In other news, now you can tell the world where last you got some. And if you had to ask “Got some what?” please close this window now annd go back to rearranging your stamp collection. I believe sorting by colour and cross-referencing by nationality and date is quite challenging.

Anyway…

Welcome to IJustMadeLove.com – a global nookie-alert site where you can upload the location, the position and the rating of your latest encounter of the carnal kind. And it’s all anonymous, of course.

That means if you got biblical with that cute guy from the coffee shop or had a passionate tryst with that brunette you’ve had a crush on for the longest time, you can happily advertise this fact to the world…and maybe do some marketing for those little-known lust-nests. Don’t be surprised though if the next time you go there, it’s kinda crowded.

So what’s the point? This is the internet, darling. There doesn’t have to be a point. There just needs to be an inclination…much like, well, sex…

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